{"id":122,"date":"2005-06-01T10:11:15","date_gmt":"2005-06-01T14:11:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/01\/bush-disassembles-english-language-again\/"},"modified":"2005-06-01T10:16:56","modified_gmt":"2005-06-01T14:16:56","slug":"bush-disassembles-english-language-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/01\/bush-disassembles-english-language-again\/","title":{"rendered":"Bush &#8220;disassembles&#8221; English language, again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When asked at yesterday&#8217;s press conference about Amnesty International&#8217;s report criticizing America&#8217;s treatment of detainees, President Bush called the claims &#8220;absurd.&#8221; According to the White House <a href=\"http:\/\/www.whitehouse.gov\/news\/releases\/2005\/05\/20050531.html\">transcript<\/a>, he also said:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> In terms of the detainees, we&#8217;ve had thousands of people detained. We&#8217;ve investigated every single complaint against the detainees. It seemed like to me they based some of their decisions on the word of &#8212; and the allegations &#8212; by people who were held in detention, people who hate America, people that had been trained in some instances to <strong>disassemble<\/strong> &#8212; that means not tell the truth.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>What, Dubya? You&#8217;re trying to trying to dispel the widely held opinion that you&#8217;re a rube? And you think that you can achieve that by appearing professorial as you use a word in a speech that you assume people don&#8217;t know, then define it for them? Well, OK, that tactic may seem condescending and blatantly transparent, but you&#8217;re the prez. There are just one or two things you may want to consider:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Make sure you use the right word-definition combination. For instance, <a href=\"http:\/\/m-w.com\/cgi-bin\/dictionary?book=Dictionary&#038;va=disassemble&#038;x=0&#038;y=0\"><strong>disassemble<\/strong><\/a> does not mean to &#8220;not tell the truth&#8221;, but <a href=\"http:\/\/m-w.com\/cgi-bin\/dictionary?book=Dictionary&#038;va=dissemble&#038;x=0&#038;y=0\"><strong>dissemble<\/strong><\/a> does.<\/li>\n<li>To lessen the transparency of the definition tactic, it might be a good idea to <em>not<\/em> use <a href=\"http:\/\/dictionary.reference.com\/wordoftheday\/archive\/2005\/05\/30.html\">&#8220;Dictionary.com&#8217;s Word of the Day&#8221; from the previous fucking day<\/a>.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>How did you get into Yale? Oh, never mind, I remember.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When asked at yesterday&#8217;s press conference about Amnesty International&#8217;s report criticizing America&#8217;s treatment of detainees, President Bush called the claims &#8220;absurd.&#8221; According to the White House transcript, he also said: In terms of the detainees, we&#8217;ve had thousands of people detained. We&#8217;ve investigated every single complaint against the detainees. It seemed like to me they [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,4,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-idiotic","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=122"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}