{"id":139,"date":"2005-06-07T11:57:11","date_gmt":"2005-06-07T15:57:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/07\/the-teaches-of-peaches\/"},"modified":"2005-06-07T11:57:28","modified_gmt":"2005-06-07T15:57:28","slug":"the-teaches-of-peaches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/07\/the-teaches-of-peaches\/","title":{"rendered":"The teaches of peaches"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-content\/photos\/monkeystealspeach.jpg\" title=\"Monkey steals peaches\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-content\/photos\/thumb_monkeystealspeach.jpg\" width=\"93\" height=\"130\" alt=\"Monkey steals peaches\" class=\"centered\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nFrom the <em>Ninja Mind Control<\/em> book, comes the move, &#8220;Monkey Steals the Peach.&#8221;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Followers of the Iron Hand styles immediately clench their fists tightly, with a crushing grip, and jerk the hand sharply back to the near hip, effectively ripping away the genitals. Massive blood loss causes death.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Full shot <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theremina\/17267938\/\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the Ninja Mind Control book, comes the move, &#8220;Monkey Steals the Peach.&#8221; Followers of the Iron Hand styles immediately clench their fists tightly, with a crushing grip, and jerk the hand sharply back to the near hip, effectively ripping away the genitals. Massive blood loss causes death. Full shot here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}