{"id":190,"date":"2005-06-26T12:55:55","date_gmt":"2005-06-26T16:55:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/26\/ashcroft-to-shed-single-tear\/"},"modified":"2005-06-26T12:58:24","modified_gmt":"2005-06-26T16:58:24","slug":"ashcroft-to-shed-single-tear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/26\/ashcroft-to-shed-single-tear\/","title":{"rendered":"Ashcroft to shed single tear"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-content\/photos\/justicestatue.jpg\" width=\"170\" height=\"190\" alt=\"Justice Statue\" class=\"centered\" \/><br \/>\nIn 2002 John Ashcroft felt that the partially nude statues in the Great Hall of the Justice Department were just too prurient for him (and therefore, the rest of the country) to take, so he had them draped in cloth. A few days ago, Alberto Gonzales ordered the drapes removed. I bet Ashcroft is bracing himself for the imminent deluge of uncontrollable statue-fuckings.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In 2002 John Ashcroft felt that the partially nude statues in the Great Hall of the Justice Department were just too prurient for him (and therefore, the rest of the country) to take, so he had them draped in cloth. A few days ago, Alberto Gonzales ordered the drapes removed. I bet Ashcroft is bracing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=190"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}