{"id":215,"date":"2005-07-11T20:03:12","date_gmt":"2005-07-12T00:03:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/11\/lapjuicer\/"},"modified":"2005-07-11T20:03:12","modified_gmt":"2005-07-12T00:03:12","slug":"lapjuicer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/11\/lapjuicer\/","title":{"rendered":"Lapjuicer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-content\/photos\/lapjuicer.jpg\" width=\"115\" height=\"169\" alt=\"Lapjuicer\" class=\"centered\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Yes, that&#8217;s the real name. If its form didn&#8217;t scream its purpose, I&#8217;ll spell it out. This chair is designed to hold a piece of fruit so a lapdancer can grind the juice out of it. Semi-NSFW photos of the chair in action can be seen <a href=\"http:\/\/3xi.org\/views\/public\/?doc=Lapjuicer\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, that&#8217;s the real name. If its form didn&#8217;t scream its purpose, I&#8217;ll spell it out. This chair is designed to hold a piece of fruit so a lapdancer can grind the juice out of it. Semi-NSFW photos of the chair in action can be seen here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-strange"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=215"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}