{"id":227,"date":"2005-07-18T20:36:54","date_gmt":"2005-07-19T00:36:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/18\/the-chewbacca-defense-gets-some-competition\/"},"modified":"2005-07-18T20:36:54","modified_gmt":"2005-07-19T00:36:54","slug":"the-chewbacca-defense-gets-some-competition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/18\/the-chewbacca-defense-gets-some-competition\/","title":{"rendered":"The Chewbacca Defense gets some competition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Self-described hottie teacher who slept with student refuses plea deal because she&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/news.tbo.com\/news\/MGBCF7YVABE.html\">too pretty for prison<\/a>. Defense attorney spake, <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>To place an attractive young woman in that kind of hellhole, is like putting a piece of raw meat in with the lions.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Good luck with that&#8230; but then it is Florida.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Self-described hottie teacher who slept with student refuses plea deal because she&#8217;s too pretty for prison. Defense attorney spake, To place an attractive young woman in that kind of hellhole, is like putting a piece of raw meat in with the lions. Good luck with that&#8230; but then it is Florida.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idiotic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=227"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}