{"id":251,"date":"2005-08-01T15:30:14","date_gmt":"2005-08-01T19:30:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/01\/some-of-em-just-need-to-eat-the-whole-thing-of-crest\/"},"modified":"2005-08-01T15:30:14","modified_gmt":"2005-08-01T19:30:14","slug":"some-of-em-just-need-to-eat-the-whole-thing-of-crest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/01\/some-of-em-just-need-to-eat-the-whole-thing-of-crest\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Some of &#8217;em just need to eat the whole thing of Crest&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-content\/photos\/Breath_Meter.JPG\" width=\"177\" height=\"200\" alt=\"Breath Meter\" class=\"centered\" \/><\/p>\n<p>For those who want something more objective than the cupped hand method, here&#8217;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mommybabysite.com\/personal_care\/breath_alert.htm\">meter<\/a> that indicates how stanky your breath is. This all fine and good, but I think we can all agree that a more useful device would measure swamp-ass at a distance. Values:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>None<\/li>\n<li>Light<\/li>\n<li>Moderate<\/li>\n<li>Gamer<\/li>\n<li>Feugi<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For those who want something more objective than the cupped hand method, here&#8217;s a meter that indicates how stanky your breath is. This all fine and good, but I think we can all agree that a more useful device would measure swamp-ass at a distance. Values: None Light Moderate Gamer Feugi<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tech"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=251"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}