{"id":269,"date":"2005-08-10T13:25:20","date_gmt":"2005-08-10T17:25:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/?p=269"},"modified":"2005-08-10T13:26:04","modified_gmt":"2005-08-10T17:26:04","slug":"turd-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/10\/turd-words\/","title":{"rendered":"Turd Words"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-content\/photos\/tw.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"tw\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"centered\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-content\/photos\/tw.jpg\" width=\"153\" height=\"110\" alt=\"tw\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This site made me chuckle: <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.turdwords.com\/top10.cfm\">http:\/\/www.turdwords.com\/top10.cfm<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Many, but not all, have to do with the ol&#8217; Number 2. Definitely not work-safe, in a text-based sort of way.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t wait to give someone a Credit Card:<br \/>\nDefinition 1:  To catch an unexpecting person bent over, you proceed to swipe your hand from the bottem through the crack of their ass.<br \/>\nUsage Example: Jimmy bent over to pick-up his breifcase and I gave him the old &#8220;credit card&#8221;.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This site made me chuckle: http:\/\/www.turdwords.com\/top10.cfm Many, but not all, have to do with the ol&#8217; Number 2. Definitely not work-safe, in a text-based sort of way. I can&#8217;t wait to give someone a Credit Card: Definition 1: To catch an unexpecting person bent over, you proceed to swipe your hand from the bottem through [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-idiotic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=269"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}