{"id":287,"date":"2005-08-15T11:23:52","date_gmt":"2005-08-15T15:23:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/?p=287"},"modified":"2005-08-19T08:53:39","modified_gmt":"2005-08-19T12:53:39","slug":"need-more-euphamisms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/15\/need-more-euphamisms\/","title":{"rendered":"Need more euphamisms?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-content\/photos\/splash.gif\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"splash\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"centered\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-content\/photos\/thumb_splash.gif\" width=\"130\" height=\"97\" alt=\"splash\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Dumb but funny <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.bandbuilder.com\/hefty_fine\/index.php?ref_code=D63278\">video from the Bloodhound Gang<\/a>. Features such sexual metaphors as:<\/p>\n<p> &#8211; &#8220;marinade the nether rod in the squish mitten&#8221; (my fav)<br \/>\n &#8211; &#8220;Vulcanize the whoopee stick in the ham wallet&#8221;<br \/>\n &#8211; &#8220;cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Mostly work safe just a lot of innuendo.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dumb but funny video from the Bloodhound Gang. Features such sexual metaphors as: &#8211; &#8220;marinade the nether rod in the squish mitten&#8221; (my fav) &#8211; &#8220;Vulcanize the whoopee stick in the ham wallet&#8221; &#8211; &#8220;cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket&#8221; Mostly work safe just a lot of innuendo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=287"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}