{"id":302,"date":"2005-08-19T09:45:48","date_gmt":"2005-08-19T13:45:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/19\/jurrasic-park-4-every-last-penny\/"},"modified":"2005-08-19T09:45:48","modified_gmt":"2005-08-19T13:45:48","slug":"jurrasic-park-4-every-last-penny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/19\/jurrasic-park-4-every-last-penny\/","title":{"rendered":"Jurrasic Park 4: Every Last Penny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-content\/photos\/jurrasic_park4.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"112\" alt=\"Jurrasic Park 4\" class=\"centered\" \/><\/p>\n<p>How much more can they squeeze from this franchise? The first one was very good. The second, average. The third, teh suck. I only reluctantly saw it, knowing full well that it would be terrible. The wife is a sucker for dinosaur movies, and I think it was a hot day.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of hot, Keira Knightley is in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rottentomatoes.com\/m\/jurassic_park_4\/\">JP4<\/a> and she is fine (for a skinny bitch). Still that won&#8217;t save it. What can they do? In order to keep it sciencey, they won&#8217;t do something cool like zombie triceratops. I imagine we should expect the same drivel. &#8220;We discovered the super-secret Site D and this one has a dino that&#8217;s bigger than the one who took on the T-Rex in JP3. It has 5 legs , some wings, a flipper, and two Y chromosomes. Everything we knew about dinosaurs is totally wrong&#8230; again.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How much more can they squeeze from this franchise? The first one was very good. The second, average. The third, teh suck. I only reluctantly saw it, knowing full well that it would be terrible. The wife is a sucker for dinosaur movies, and I think it was a hot day. Speaking of hot, Keira [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-302","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/302","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=302"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/302\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}