{"id":335,"date":"2005-08-26T10:39:55","date_gmt":"2005-08-26T14:39:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/26\/us-blowjobless-rate-at-all-time-high\/"},"modified":"2005-08-26T10:39:55","modified_gmt":"2005-08-26T14:39:55","slug":"us-blowjobless-rate-at-all-time-high","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/26\/us-blowjobless-rate-at-all-time-high\/","title":{"rendered":"U.S. Blowjobless Rate At All-Time High"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-content\/photos\/bj_decline.jpg\" title=\"BJ Decline\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-content\/photos\/thumb_bj_decline.jpg\" width=\"130\" height=\"130\" alt=\"BJ Decline\" class=\"centered\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>From the Onion <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/news\/index.php?issue=4134&#038;n=1\">article<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>WASHINGTON, DC\u00e2\u20ac\u201dIn the wake of a recent drop in the sexual-interest rate, Labor Secretary Elaine Chao announced Tuesday that blowjoblessness in America has reached a record high.<\/p>\n<p>According to Chao, long-term relationships are responsible for the loss of many of this year&#8217;s blowjobs. &#8220;Over time, traditional blowjob providers prioritize other services, eventually eliminating those blowjobs that they deem unnecessary,&#8221; Chao said.<\/p>\n<p>According to Labor Department statistics, almost half of blowjobless Americans are living below the oral-poverty line, and benefits packages that include sexual intercourse are not enough to sustain them.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;For many of these orally disenfranchised men, a hand-to-mouth existence is but a dream,&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the Onion article: WASHINGTON, DC\u00e2\u20ac\u201dIn the wake of a recent drop in the sexual-interest rate, Labor Secretary Elaine Chao announced Tuesday that blowjoblessness in America has reached a record high. According to Chao, long-term relationships are responsible for the loss of many of this year&#8217;s blowjobs. &#8220;Over time, traditional blowjob providers prioritize other services, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-335","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=335"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}