{"id":364,"date":"2005-09-06T15:09:09","date_gmt":"2005-09-06T19:09:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/2005\/09\/06\/i-sweah-it-was-only-a-wicked-buzz-ya-onnah\/"},"modified":"2005-09-06T15:10:04","modified_gmt":"2005-09-06T19:10:04","slug":"i-sweah-it-was-only-a-wicked-buzz-ya-onnah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/2005\/09\/06\/i-sweah-it-was-only-a-wicked-buzz-ya-onnah\/","title":{"rendered":"I sweah it was only a wicked buzz, ya onnah"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-content\/photos\/thumb_DUI.jpg\" width=\"130\" height=\"89\" alt=\"DUI\" class=\"centered\" \/><\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a billboard in Beverly that we drive by all the time. It&#8217;s usually appropriate for the area. It usually has ads for cheap liquor or bad movies. The best though, was an ad for a lawyer that specializes in defending drunk drivers. His tagline was, <em>&#8220;When Pleading Guilty Is Not an Option&#8221;<\/em>. The Globe has an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boston.com\/news\/globe\/living\/articles\/2005\/08\/02\/they_drink_and_drive_he_gets_the_call\/\">article<\/a> on him. What&#8217;s funny is that when he talks about his job, he assumes the guilt of his clients. From the article:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8221;I really like the people I represent,&#8221; says Jones, who is 48 and lives on the South Shore with his wife and two daughters. &#8221;They are regular people. They&#8217;re your father, your sister, your neighbor, your teacher. This is somebody who has that extra glass of wine or that extra beer, the person with a buzz who gets pulled over. They are horrified and humiliated.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Also, on the back of his business cards are tips on how to get away with drunk driving.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a billboard in Beverly that we drive by all the time. It&#8217;s usually appropriate for the area. It usually has ads for cheap liquor or bad movies. The best though, was an ad for a lawyer that specializes in defending drunk drivers. His tagline was, &#8220;When Pleading Guilty Is Not an Option&#8221;. The Globe [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idiotic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=364"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}