{"id":382,"date":"2005-09-14T11:29:21","date_gmt":"2005-09-14T15:29:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/2005\/09\/14\/wedding-toast-by-katie-holmes-former-best-friend\/"},"modified":"2005-09-14T11:29:21","modified_gmt":"2005-09-14T15:29:21","slug":"wedding-toast-by-katie-holmes-former-best-friend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/2005\/09\/14\/wedding-toast-by-katie-holmes-former-best-friend\/","title":{"rendered":"Wedding toast by Katie Holmes&#8217; former best friend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-content\/photos\/thumb_cruiseholmes.jpg\" width=\"92\" height=\"130\" alt=\"Cruise and Holmes\" class=\"centered\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Also from McSweeney&#8217;s<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.mcsweeneys.net\/2005\/8\/1dyckman.html\">A wedding toast by Katie Holmes&#8217; former best friend<\/a><br \/>\nA bit:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>And it&#8217;s just really great about Katie&#8217;s involvement with that Scientology thing. Hey, Katie, remember when we used to watch those dumb volcano commercials about it on TV? Huh? Well, um, we did. And it&#8217;s just so funny that you&#8217;re into something scientific, &#8217;cause we were both, like, so bad at science. Remember that Bunsen burner incident in 10th-grade lab\u00e2\u20ac\u201dso not my fault\u00e2\u20ac\u201dand then you pretended to make out with that fetal pig? And now you&#8217;re totally into science.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Also from McSweeney&#8217;s A wedding toast by Katie Holmes&#8217; former best friend A bit: And it&#8217;s just really great about Katie&#8217;s involvement with that Scientology thing. Hey, Katie, remember when we used to watch those dumb volcano commercials about it on TV? Huh? Well, um, we did. And it&#8217;s just so funny that you&#8217;re into [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,8,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-382","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-funny","category-pop-culture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/382","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=382"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/382\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}