{"id":394,"date":"2005-09-19T12:18:07","date_gmt":"2005-09-19T16:18:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/2005\/09\/19\/not-as-cool-as-it-seems\/"},"modified":"2005-09-19T12:18:07","modified_gmt":"2005-09-19T16:18:07","slug":"not-as-cool-as-it-seems","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/2005\/09\/19\/not-as-cool-as-it-seems\/","title":{"rendered":"Not as cool as it seems…"},"content":{"rendered":"

… and it seems dumb to begin with.<\/p>\n

\"Toilet<\/p>\n

Here’s a device<\/a> that you mount to the underside of your toilet seat lid. It detects movement then shines a green light if the seat is down, or a red light with a target if it’s up. Based on reading just the top part of the image, my initial thought would be like an retina scan for your “wedding tackle” (got that last bit here<\/a>).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

… and it seems dumb to begin with. Here’s a device that you mount to the underside of your toilet seat lid. It detects movement then shines a green light if the seat is down, or a red light with a target if it’s up. Based on reading just the top part of the image, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idiotic","category-tech"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=394"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}