{"id":407,"date":"2005-10-05T08:56:25","date_gmt":"2005-10-05T12:56:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/05\/johnny-five-inspects-criminal-orifice\/"},"modified":"2005-10-05T08:57:51","modified_gmt":"2005-10-05T12:57:51","slug":"johnny-five-inspects-criminal-orifice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/05\/johnny-five-inspects-criminal-orifice\/","title":{"rendered":"Johnny Five inspects criminal orifice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-content\/photos\/mouthbomb.jpg\" width=\"238\" height=\"200\" alt=\"Mouth Bomb\" class=\"centered\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.azcentral.com\/offbeat\/articles\/1004bomb.html\">idiot<\/a> tried to rob a bank with his mouth duct taped shut. He handed a note to the teller saying that he had a bomb in his mouth. The cops grabbed him and cuffed him to a fence outside. That&#8217;s when the robot had it&#8217;s way with the robber. It removed the tape and probed his mouth, finding no bomb.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some idiot tried to rob a bank with his mouth duct taped shut. He handed a note to the teller saying that he had a bomb in his mouth. The cops grabbed him and cuffed him to a fence outside. That&#8217;s when the robot had it&#8217;s way with the robber. It removed the tape and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-strange","category-tech"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=407"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}