{"id":418,"date":"2005-10-14T09:34:15","date_gmt":"2005-10-14T13:34:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/?p=418"},"modified":"2005-10-14T09:40:54","modified_gmt":"2005-10-14T13:40:54","slug":"fantastic-jehovahs-witness-art","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/14\/fantastic-jehovahs-witness-art\/","title":{"rendered":"Fantastic Jehovah&#8217;s Witness art"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/quotes.watchtower.ca\/pictures.htm\">gallery<\/a> of images taken from decades of <em>Watchtower<\/em> tracts.<\/p>\n<p>I like these:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-content\/photos\/jw01.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"362\" alt=\"Fleeing city\" class=\"centered\" \/><br \/>\nThere are a bunch like this where the true-believers&#8217; backs are turned to cities being destroyed by falling flaming rocks, lightning, and earthquakes. They&#8217;re obviously excited about where they&#8217;re going. My money&#8217;s on Krispy Kreme. Also, check out the two guys in the back. They&#8217;re obviously having butt-sex, something that religion expressly forbids (with a <a href=\"http:\/\/quotes.watchtower.ca\/homo.htm\">weird proviso<\/a>). It must be the artist&#8217;s little joke. &#8220;Who can spot the escaped sinners?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-content\/photos\/ironscepter.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"294\" alt=\"Iron scepter\" class=\"centered\" \/><br \/>\nThis artist must have been absent from school when they taught the concept of metaphor. &#8220;Run, Barney Frank!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Both favorites.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a gallery of images taken from decades of Watchtower tracts. I like these: There are a bunch like this where the true-believers&#8217; backs are turned to cities being destroyed by falling flaming rocks, lightning, and earthquakes. They&#8217;re obviously excited about where they&#8217;re going. My money&#8217;s on Krispy Kreme. Also, check out the two guys [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-religion","category-strange"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=418"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}