{"id":444,"date":"2005-11-09T09:24:36","date_gmt":"2005-11-09T14:24:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/09\/step-off-the-pad-for-the-long-jump\/"},"modified":"2005-11-09T09:25:58","modified_gmt":"2005-11-09T14:25:58","slug":"step-off-the-pad-for-the-long-jump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/09\/step-off-the-pad-for-the-long-jump\/","title":{"rendered":"Step off the pad for the long jump"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.somethingawful.com\/articles.php?a=3327\">Something Awful<\/a> has a few pages of video game boxes phototshopped to have titles that more honestly represent the game. Here&#8217;s a sample (click on thumbnails for larger versions):<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-content\/photos\/ballofgarbagedamacy.jpg\" title=\"Garbage Damacy\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-content\/photos\/thumb_ballofgarbagedamacy.jpg\" width=\"102\" height=\"130\" alt=\"Garbage Damacy\" class=\"centered\" \/><\/a>   <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-content\/photos\/Shenmue.jpg\" title=\"Awkward Text Adventure\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-content\/photos\/thumb_Shenmue.jpg\" width=\"130\" height=\"128\" alt=\"Awkward Text Adventure\" class=\"centered\" \/><\/a>   <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-content\/photos\/DuckHuntFake.jpg\" title=\"Fucking Dog\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-content\/photos\/thumb_DuckHuntFake.jpg\" width=\"92\" height=\"130\" alt=\"Fucking Dog\" class=\"centered\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Something Awful has a few pages of video game boxes phototshopped to have titles that more honestly represent the game. Here&#8217;s a sample (click on thumbnails for larger versions):<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-444","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-games-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/444","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=444"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/444\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}