{"id":457,"date":"2005-12-20T20:20:20","date_gmt":"2005-12-21T01:20:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/2005\/12\/20\/works-well-against-burglars-armed-with-only-snowballs\/"},"modified":"2005-12-20T20:20:20","modified_gmt":"2005-12-21T01:20:20","slug":"works-well-against-burglars-armed-with-only-snowballs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/2005\/12\/20\/works-well-against-burglars-armed-with-only-snowballs\/","title":{"rendered":"Works well against burglars armed with only snowballs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-content\/photos\/tabledefense.jpg\" title=\"Table Defense\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-content\/photos\/thumb_tabledefense.jpg\" width=\"130\" height=\"89\" alt=\"Table Defense\" class=\"centered\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/us.gizmodo.com\/gadgets\/gadgets\/en-garde-the-safe-bedside-table-143909.php\">Eh?<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eh?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-457","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-strange"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=457"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}