{"id":554,"date":"2006-08-09T14:47:26","date_gmt":"2006-08-09T19:47:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/09\/cerealist\/"},"modified":"2006-08-09T14:51:07","modified_gmt":"2006-08-09T19:51:07","slug":"cerealist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/09\/cerealist\/","title":{"rendered":"Cerealist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mcsweeneys.net\">McSweeney&#8217;s<\/a> has a long running piece, called &#8220;Lists&#8221;. I had a slow day recently, so I&#8217;ve culled some and will be posting some of the funny ones.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>If Poets Named Breakfast Cereals.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Orgasmic Clusters of Searing Pain<\/li>\n<li>Bran and Plump Raisins, Pregnant With Earthy Promise<\/li>\n<li>Opalescent Flakes of Lonely Night<\/li>\n<li>The Sharpness of a Breath of Winter Air (with real strawberries)<\/li>\n<li>Cookie-Crisp<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>McSweeney&#8217;s has a long running piece, called &#8220;Lists&#8221;. I had a slow day recently, so I&#8217;ve culled some and will be posting some of the funny ones. If Poets Named Breakfast Cereals. Orgasmic Clusters of Searing Pain Bran and Plump Raisins, Pregnant With Earthy Promise Opalescent Flakes of Lonely Night The Sharpness of a Breath [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-554","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/554","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=554"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/554\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=554"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=554"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=554"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}