{"id":615,"date":"2007-04-19T13:40:12","date_gmt":"2007-04-19T18:40:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/19\/how-to-defeat-an-8-year-old\/"},"modified":"2007-04-19T13:40:12","modified_gmt":"2007-04-19T18:40:12","slug":"how-to-defeat-an-8-year-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/19\/how-to-defeat-an-8-year-old\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Defeat an 8 Year Old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Danger, did you write <a href=\"http:\/\/articles.cesspoolmessiah.com\/owned.htm\">this<\/a>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Danger, did you write this?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-615","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/615","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=615"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/615\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=615"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=615"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothfavorites.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=615"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}