Two Warriors Come Out of the Sky

Sometimes you need an oil painting of Michael Landon carrying a giant squid out of a pond, or a cubist rendering of the cast of Family Ties, or Christopher Walken repairing a robot in his garage.

For when you absolutely must buy your used scissors in 50 pound increments.

Search for NTSA on eBay.

The creationist museum asserts that people and dinosaurs lived at the same time. Note the dinosaur with the saddle.

This is a follow-up on an earlier post.

Just like at the second drive-thru at the bank… but for people.
There are a few areas where improvement can be made:

1. Makes “pssshhhhh-foooomp” sound.
2. Has escape hatch.
3. When it gets a crack in the ceiling some safety device prevents the sudden loss of pressure and ensures your eyeballs won’t be sucked out of your skull.

Yes it’s sad that people will go to this and believe every word. Even worse is that those same people vote.

From their FAQ:

Why did you choose the Cincinnati area?
About 2/3 of America’s population can drive to Cincinnati in one day!

Hmm… technically the “museum” (read: church) is in Kentucky, and the answer is, “Any further north and you start to get people with respect for the scientific method and critical thought.”

…wonder if they’re salty…

This is a hysterical collection of short comic images of Bunny Suicides. It’s not for everyone… but it is for me.

I can’t believe it didn’t sell. It was only $40,000. Not even one bidder… go figure.