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A Japanese shoe manufacturer has designed special sneakers for astronauts. What makes them special? They turn astronauts into space ninjas.

Coming next… laser tonfa.

A fascinating story in the Mercury News about a house burglar who found a memory card among the loot. The card contained photographic evidence of the theft victim molesting a two year old. Read the article to hear what he did with the evidence.

Curmudgeon Gamer shows video game console prices over time adjusted for inflation.

A pet umbrella. To be seen dangling from the wrists of the botoxed on Newbury Street in 3… 2… 1…

This guy does a history of dance starting with Elvis and ends with getting the dirt off his shoulder. There are some funny bits, but surprisingly no Biz Mark or krumping.

For those of you who haven’t watched the “Where Are They Now?” episode on Kirk Cameron, he’s focused his God-given acting ability to doing only productions that promote Christian evangelism. One of these is a series with a like-minded minister, called “The Way of the Master”. It’s a disarming name in that when you see it listed, you’re expecting a kung fu flick. So here’s a bit from their show where they seek to prove creationism with a banana, or as they call it, “the atheist’s nightmare.” The minister does all the talking, but Kirk does some excellent sitting.

Stephen Colbert, in character, roasted Bush at the White House Correspondent’s Association Dinner. It was so good that it can’t be contained in one movie.

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

He gives Bush so thorough a beating, you almost feel bad for him.