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Books that make you dumb

I love this. Books people read mapped to their average SAT scores.

Books that make you dumb

Woo hoo! I just finished Atlast Shrugged. I’m wicked smaht! ‘Course, I also liked Fight Club. I’m wicked retahded!

Guess the guy who put together the graphic is a big fan of Zane, cause there’s two bibles in this list: The Holy Bible and The Bible. WTF?

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The View of the Earth

A co-host of The View doesn’t know if the world is flat.

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The stupidity is indescribable

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Dumbass Ebayer Buys Three Original Playstations For $900

http://www.consumerist.com/assets/resources/2006/11/editebay.jpg

I love ebay.

Story here:
The Consumerist

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Fear mongering at its finest

Things that will happen to your children if you get them a PSP according to this Fox affiliate:
1. They will become porn-obsessed deviants.
2. They will become Nazis.
3. They will become Klan members.
4. They will have real life encounters with at least one pedophile.

I’m surprised they didn’t include, “If you buy a PSP, you hate America.”

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L.A. Boy Scouts shill for MPAA

MPAA Badge

The MPAA has convinced the L.A. Boy Scouts to offer a badge for “respecting copyright”.

In other piracy news…

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Should be renamed “Moe-hang”

Baby Keeper

Engadget has a post about this device called the Babykeeper. You hang this baby seat on the inside of a bathroom stall door. That way you can watch your baby, and it can watch you dropping a deezer.

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I’ll take the Penis Mightier for $200

The top 10 unintentionally worst company URLs:

1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com

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