Dethroner has an article on how to select an HDTV written in the style of a “choose your own adventure” book. Amusing read.

Pay particular attention to the blue car at the end. It hits the side wall at close to 90 degrees, flips over, and only after all the impacts it sustains does the airbag deploy. After that, the car shits itself.

I love ebay.

Story here:
The Consumerist

Things that will happen to your children if you get them a PSP according to this Fox affiliate:
1. They will become porn-obsessed deviants.
2. They will become Nazis.
3. They will become Klan members.
4. They will have real life encounters with at least one pedophile.

I’m surprised they didn’t include, “If you buy a PSP, you hate America.”

It’s axiomatic to say that Nickelback spews only vapid drivel, but what if you want proof? What better way to attest to Nickelback’s dillholery than to compare it to the generally accepted yardstick of dreck… more Nickelback. Someone made a flash movie that plays one Nickelback track on the left speaker and another one on the right. Aside from the circular reasoning, the comparison shows the tired formula quite clearly.

I stumbled upon a list of faux pas grouped by country in Wikipedia. I love what someone put for Kazakhstan:

In Kazakhstan, it is considered an insult for a man to not offer a guest the opportunity to sleep with his sister. It is also considered impolite to turn down such an offer.