I’ve seen people get profoundly embarrassed if they have scrap of toilet paper stuck to the heel of their shoe. To me their embarrassment seems disproportional to the incident. Even in the cleaner mens’ rooms, there are at least half a dozen pieces of errant toilet paper on the floor. Benefit of the doubt: most of them weren’t used, they were just extra. Not a big deal.

What is, and should be, embarrassing is what I saw today… A guy left the mens’ room with toilet paper coming out of the top of his pants.