Nice line:
“I’ve been looking into something. There’s a series of robberies all over… a bunch of technology companies all over. At least seven or nine security guards have been killed already.”

Danger, did you write this?

YouParkLikeAnAsshole.com

Best fake domain name… clownpenis.fart

This guy’s comic series is spot-on in illustrating how a typical RPG plays out. He describes the strip thusly:

Lord of the Rings is more or less the foundation of modern D&D. The latter rose from the former, although the two are now so estranged that to reunite them would be an act of savage madness. Imagine a gaggle of modern hack-n-slash roleplayers who had somehow never been exposed to the original Tolkien mythos, and then imagine taking those players and trying to introduce them to Tolkien via a D&D campaign.

Here’s the first comic strip, and the index so far.