A Pennsylvania woman is suing Pizza Hut for burns on her chin made by biting into hot fried poppers. Her husband is suing Pizza Hut, too, because now he’s not getting any more hummers.

From Slashdot:

The new Darwin Exhibit at the American Museum of Natural History has ‘failed to find a corporate sponsor in the United States because American companies are anxious not to take sides in the heated debate between scientists and fundamentalist Christians over the theory of evolution’ according to articles at The Sydney Morning Herald, The Telegraph, and The Register. The $US3 million needed for the exhibit was met by private charitable donations.

Eh?

Old and busted: airbrushed Scarface portraits
New hotness: Scarface posters containting the entire movie script

Who buys this shit?
Note that even though we have a category of “Art”, I didn’t use it.

Katherine Riley was born yesterday around 3pm. She weighed in at 7 pounds, 5.5 ounces — about 1 pound of which is all Horn nose.

There’s a decent shot of the placenta (plus some baby pics) on Hamsteak.

… requires a personal definition of “wealth” (text NSFW).

From Gizmodo:

This is the best thing in the medicine cabinet since pork-flavored condoms.