Remember the Silver Ring Thing I posted about a while ago? If you wear a scripture-engraved ring that means you promise not to have sex until your married. Or as the Yiddish aphorism goes, “no chuppah, no shtuppa”.

The federal government has stopped funding this citing state/church separation violation. Jesus must hate the ACLU.

The V For Vendetta trailer is online.

This company makes industrial shredders. They operate on the same principle as office paper shredders, but they’re a lot bigger and stronger. The company seems to have a good understanding of marketing, because they have a nice looking website, but more importantly, they’ve posted videos of their shredders destroying everything from DVDs to steel drums to refrigerators to cars. Now I feel like boxing and eating steak.

This banner is for a shoe store in Manhattan, but it’s hard not to think of Goatse.

This guy proposes installing chewing gum targets in urban areas to encourage people to stick their unwanted gum into a designated area.

I have an idea… tinkle-corners for subway stations. That way no one will pee on the turnstiles.

The hairworm is a parasite that thrives in grasshoppers and crickets. It somehow convinces its hosts into drowning themselves, leaving the worms in a better breeding position.

Frickin sweet.

Johnny Applesandal is a sandal that contains seeds in its soles. As the soles wear away, they deposit seeds of phytoremdiating plants where you walk. And this person is walking on stone.

Let’s play spot the sexual euphemism at the Minnesota State Fair. It’s easy! Just look at any picture with food vendors, and go to it! Hah…”go to it..”

Dammit…the pic with the “Hawaiian Shave Ice” stand came out fuzzy…heh…”came out fuzzy”