According to one insurer’s written test, Massachusetts’ drivers are the second worst in the nation, and Oregon came in having the best. Mass was inched out by Rhode Island. Well done, RI… enjoy your 15 minutes of fame before obscurity reclaims you.

The only reason Oregon placed highest is because the guy who scored the tests thought it was cute that when asked “When is it OK to pass another vehicle on a 5-lane highway?” every driver in Oregon answered, “Never”.