Hello, hospitality suite. The new thing in Taipei is an industry of upscale hotels that caters to patrons who want a short term poon pad. They call them love “motels” but these places are far from the seedy velvet painting Knotty Pine types. From the article:

Normally, a receptionist sits in a booth at the entrance of the building greeting drivers and directing them to a room. A garage door automatically opens and closes once the car enters. Any room service is delivered to a special area outside the door, after which the wait staff leaves and notifies the guests by telephone that the food has arrived. I MORE has a separate hallway accessible only to the housekeeping “or guests in need of an escape route”

And for those that don’t quite know their shit:

The motel also hired two actors to demonstrate 48 positions for an instructional program that plays on one of the many available adult channels.