Drop it like it’s hot
There’s a political movement in the US, called “Topfree”, that seeks to give women the same rights that men have in where and when they can go topless. A Daytona Beach woman just fought for and won the right to drop her top as a method of protest. This is a cause I can get behind (better yet, in front of). I know what you’re thinking… “You just like it because of your fondness for funbags”.
That’s a boorish assessment. I have always been a strong supporter of equal treatment for groups that have been unjustly discriminated against. It’s an uphill battle to countervail the deeply-held cultural taboos that pervade and stagnate our society, but progress is made no other way.
That, and I love boobs.
danger Said,
June 30, 2005 @ 9:59 am
Where do I send the check?
This coming from a _man_ who’s boobs should not be shown in public.
Boxen Said,
June 30, 2005 @ 11:46 am
There’s the rub. It can’t succeed by financial contributions. The tit-dollar always returns a greater individual value when tucked into the garter of a poledancer, so that’s where the tit-dollar goes.
bluegrass girl Said,
June 30, 2005 @ 2:43 pm
I’m not sure this would work out as peachy as Boxen anticipates. I think we can assume that the only time you would want to go topless is in warm weather. However, any ladies bigger than an A cup would probably find free-swinging fairly uncomfortable due to the unfortunate fact of underboob sweat, and would quickly revert back to bras and tank tops. Unless you are stoked about seeing a lot of itty bitties, this movement is destined for less than spectacular results.
Boxen Said,
June 30, 2005 @ 2:57 pm
If it came down to it, I would manufacture crescent-shaped sponges to be placed a la The Pencil Test, and sell them at cost.
Bring out them tig ole bitties.
bluegrass girl Said,
June 30, 2005 @ 3:07 pm
Hurry up and patent that idea before someone else does!
Good luck with the topless hunt – I don’t see this taking off any time soon, sad to say.
punctual_shrimp Said,
July 9, 2005 @ 2:07 pm
“I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.”
– Zapp Brannigan