Lapjuicer

July 11, 2005 @ 8:03 pm · Posted by Boxen · Filed under Strange

Lapjuicer

Yes, that’s the real name. If its form didn’t scream its purpose, I’ll spell it out. This chair is designed to hold a piece of fruit so a lapdancer can grind the juice out of it. Semi-NSFW photos of the chair in action can be seen here.

6 Comments

  1. bluegrass girl Said,

    July 12, 2005 @ 3:33 pm

    These gals need union representation. That thing does not look safe. Is that a tiny cup under the seat? Dear god, does someone consume the juice afterwards?

  2. Boxen Said,

    July 12, 2005 @ 6:03 pm

    1. Yes.
    2. I’m pretty sure, yes.

  3. bluegrass girl Said,

    July 13, 2005 @ 12:55 pm

    Too gross. This contraption needs a feminist reinvention. Perhaps it’s just a snazzy means of strengthening your Kegel muscles – great for sex, childbirth, and perfecting your Pilates matwork. The juice can be used for spicing up a nice vinaigrette.

  4. Electro Rock Said,

    July 13, 2005 @ 1:19 pm

    But not useful “if you in a hurrrry…”

  5. bluegrass girl Said,

    July 13, 2005 @ 1:31 pm

    Ha! No kidding. If you just want to “grab it, and go”, this is not the juicer for you. It probably also will not be useful for loading up the “Stacker Bar” or the “Eye-talian Bar” (which is, of course, the Pizza Bar).

  6. danger Said,

    July 13, 2005 @ 3:59 pm

    1. Yes.
    2. For $8, any decent club will let you drink it.

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