Jurrasic Park 4: Every Last Penny
How much more can they squeeze from this franchise? The first one was very good. The second, average. The third, teh suck. I only reluctantly saw it, knowing full well that it would be terrible. The wife is a sucker for dinosaur movies, and I think it was a hot day.
Speaking of hot, Keira Knightley is in JP4 and she is fine (for a skinny bitch). Still that won’t save it. What can they do? In order to keep it sciencey, they won’t do something cool like zombie triceratops. I imagine we should expect the same drivel. “We discovered the super-secret Site D and this one has a dino that’s bigger than the one who took on the T-Rex in JP3. It has 5 legs , some wings, a flipper, and two Y chromosomes. Everything we knew about dinosaurs is totally wrong… again.”
Crabby Said,
August 19, 2005 @ 1:33 pm
You can give a full review, after we see it.
Electro Rock Said,
August 19, 2005 @ 1:48 pm
HAH! Rats off to you.
Boxen Said,
August 19, 2005 @ 2:03 pm
Fuck!
I’ll bring an audiobook and a Game Boy.
bluegrass girl Said,
August 19, 2005 @ 3:02 pm
Boxen, let Crabby enjoy her dino movie. There are so few real pleasures in this world. Will there be a little something for the ladies in JP4 to rival your Kiera gazing?
Boxen Said,
August 19, 2005 @ 3:29 pm
Does Sam Neil count?
bluegrass girl Said,
August 19, 2005 @ 3:37 pm
That’s a rhetorical question, right?
danger Said,
August 19, 2005 @ 4:10 pm
Hey, he kicked ass in Dead Calm. And as hot as she was in the soccer flick, Keira all but ruined that King Arthur movie.
Crabby Said,
August 19, 2005 @ 7:29 pm
bluegrass, how about Viggo…..he totally could handle the naturalist dino tracker role :)
Electro Rock Said,
August 19, 2005 @ 7:42 pm
That guy’s like Samson – cut his hair and he’s a dork. Take a look at his recent roles.
bluegrass girl Said,
August 19, 2005 @ 8:16 pm
But look at A Walk in the Moon. Shorter hair, but still Mega-Viggo, mega-yum.
I’m with you, Crabby.
Crabby Said,
August 19, 2005 @ 10:38 pm
Ok granted, the rougher around the edges Viggo is the better – but all the more reason he would be perfect in JP4 – all the running around in the jungle – he’s bound to get dirty and sweaty…AND maybe there would be some underground lab/hideout place that he would have to exit via pushing open heavy double bulk head doors – delicious….
bluegrass girl Said,
August 19, 2005 @ 10:59 pm
Keep singin’ that sweet music to me, Crabby.