Good parenting … country style

I suppose this could happen anywhere, but things like this seem to occur with regularity and particularly flagrant stupidity near my home town.
The front page article in this weekend’s Paducah Sun concerned the trial of a local County Attorney and his wife, who were charged with a variety of misdeeds, including providing alcohol to minors, attempting to conceal evidence from this police, attempting to use influence to prevent a police investigation, and most lurid of all, an “unlawful pelvic exam”.
Their teenage son was quite unpopular, so they decided to throw a huge keg party following homecoming to boost his social standing (country logic right there). When the party of 80+ teens got out of control (surprise, surprise) and word spread that one intoxicated girl had been raped, the mother (a registered nurse) inspected the girl’s nether regions without her consent, thus eliminating any possibility of a rape kit being performed. Then they concealed the entire incident (including from the parents of the possible sexual assault victim), and the husband tried to use his connections to stall a police investigation.
On the stand, the mother said something to the effect that she was doing what a “good parent” would.
They got off on all counts, except for those related to buying the keg. Good parents, y’all.

The full story is here.

3 Comments

  1. danger Said,

    September 6, 2005 @ 2:40 pm

    Is the kid more popular now, or just more likely to get beaten up by the football team? My money is on the latter.

  2. bluegrass girl Said,

    September 6, 2005 @ 3:19 pm

    I think your intuition is correct , if the picture of him on the stand is any indication. He looked to be blubbering and red-faced. Unfortunately, the Paducah Sun charges a $5 monthly fee for access, which I refuse to pay, so I can’t send the pic.

  3. Boxen Said,

    September 6, 2005 @ 4:01 pm

    That’s what BugMeNot is for.

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