There’s a loophole in the laws of Rhode Island that leaves prostitution legal as long as it’s conducted indoors, including massage parlors and spas.
Notable quote:

A woman who answered the phone at Bally Day Spa said it was not a house of prostitution. Midori Spa could not be reached by phone for comment.

Around here you see charter busses for Foxwoods and Mohegan Sun all the time. I think there’s a new destination.

Oh, and the pic?… hooker with a heart of gold.