For the tech-savvy sportsman, now there’s “internet hunting” (unrelated to MILF hunting). Here’s how it works:
You pay with your credit card to log onto a site. Once they’ve got your money, they give you access to a web cam that’s attached to a rifle. You stare at your screen, wait for animals to pass, and then click your mouse which fires the actual gun, hoping you can kill the real animal. If you do, the owner goes out, collects the carnage, has it butchered, and they send it to you. The only stipulation is that you have to apply for a hunting license in Texas, the state where the animal is actually being shot.

This is what happens when red states get technology.