Defective implants hidden in factory ceiling
AP has the story:
WASHINGTON – Two former employees of a breast-implant manufacturer alleged the company covered up high rupture rates and workers were so fearful of bosses finding defective implant parts that they hid the parts in the ceiling.
They’re lying. The implants are fine. The workers are undercover artists are just putting their finishing touches on their exhibit, Random Avalanche of Boobs.
danger Said,
May 24, 2005 @ 2:46 pm
What is a defective implant part? Isn’t an implant a “part”?
I can hear the mutterings of a curious janitor, ‘My god, it’s full of nipples.’
You’d think the fearful employees could put them in their pockets and then let them roll down their pantleg to disburse them in the Yard.
Electro Rock Said,
May 24, 2005 @ 6:03 pm
Reminds me of a great line:
That guy is so dumb if he fell in a barrel of titties he’d come out sucking his thumb.
you shoulda hung out Said,
May 24, 2005 @ 7:14 pm
Electro Rock, thats a great line, I’ll have to remember that one.
By the way, were they sure that the saggy ceiling wasn’t from age or water damage?
Boxen Said,
May 24, 2005 @ 7:58 pm
It’s like the fun wagon is 5 minutes behid you.