Atheist Agenda, an atheist group at U Texas San Antonio, staged a “Porno for Bibles” event, where they gave free pornography to people who traded in religious scripture.

Nice one!

I wonder if the Gideons like porn…

First off, let me say that I found this while browsing podcasts in the iTunes Store. Honestly, I swear.

It’s called Media Nipple. Naturally, that caught my attention, so I checked it out.

Reading on, it quickly became disappointing. It becomes apparent that the real content is legitimate social commentary. They explain that its name is a metaphor for the “deceptive practices of news media, and how easily we’ve all succumed to it, now requiring it for our daily nourishment.” What a let down.

But then, I checked out the standalone site (NSFW) outside of the iTunes Store. Good decision, me!

Everyone’s seen those spams that say shit like “Hot young co-eds eager 4 your member” then the link brings you to some site selling time shares. Well this is like that, but it does a second bait-and-switch making it a happy day.

From Ananova,

Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman’s breast implants.
One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person’s whole music collection.
BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.

That’s sooo 2003. The video iPod is here now. Where’s the in-tit rear-projection display? You could watch a movie about boobs, and navigate with the familiar iPod scroll wheel/areola.

This site has a dizzying array of slang terms for body parts. Many British. Mostly breasts. Some good ones:

• Car Waxers
• Umlauts
• Stun Grenades
• The Resume

Bonus: for labia…

• Badly Packed Kebab

Scientists develop force-feedback robotic arm to do breast exams remotely through the internet.

A physician or other health-care provider, located in a hospital or clinic, will slip his or her hand into a glove-like instrument. That will allow him or her to move the robotic arm that is with the patient in a remote location.

Think about all the hackers that will try to intercept that traffic.

Bluegrass girl, this is just like your plane experience.

Crabby and I went to a new restaurant in town last night. At the table next to us was a spikey-haired 40-ish new-ager (licensed joyologist type). She was breastfeeding her son. I’m not good with estimating children’s ages, but when he was done feeding, he got down, walked over to another person at the table who had his toy bag and politely asked, “Can I please have my truck”.

Bluegrass girl astutely asked the question, “Why is there not a category for boobs on this site?”

The initial reason was so that the site wouldn’t be blacklisted by censor-ware apps (not just NetNanny-types, but enterprise/institutional-level filters as well). Some of those programs look for a certain ratio of keywords per page. Because the category names are on the sidebar, and the sidebar loads on every page, the ratio would be >1 on every page if the category name was one of those keywords.

However, the need for the category is clear. We just need to come up with a sufficiently obscure name for it. Everyone’s input is welcome. I’ll start us off:

• Globes of Fun
• Hooblertown
• Hanging Twins of Boobylon
• Grand Tetons
• Racks
• What Tootie Grew

Saw this at a street fair. This was one of the more “tasteful” offerings.
By the way, why is there not a category for boobs on this site?