From McSweeney’s:

Movies That Won’t Be Shown on the Lifetime Network.

• Mother, May I Marry a Nice Doctor You Really Like?
• The Ideal Husband (Not Meant Ironically)
• A Child Accounted For and in No Danger
• The Amicable Divorce and Custody Agreement
• A Pleasant Family Christmas
• The Man Who Was as Nice as He Initially Appeared to Be
• My Daughter’s Internet Pen Pal Who Is Another Preteen Girl
• The Successful Surgery That Improved the Quality of the Patient’s Life
• The Number of Children We Planned For, All Healthy

Don’t play it loudly at work.

Huffington Post has what they believe is how right-wing eyes see the New York Times. Whether you agree or not with the content, it’s funny.

“Spam King” Davis Wolfgang Hawke was successfully sued by AOL for $12.8M. Since then, he’s been on the lam. AOL suspects that he put his wealth in gold and platinum bullion. Now AOL is trying to dig up the yard of Hawke’s parents in hopes of finding his cache. Seriously.

McSweeney’s has a long running piece, called “Lists”. I had a slow day recently, so I’ve culled some and will be posting some of the funny ones.

If Poets Named Breakfast Cereals.

• Orgasmic Clusters of Searing Pain
• Bran and Plump Raisins, Pregnant With Earthy Promise
• Opalescent Flakes of Lonely Night
• The Sharpness of a Breath of Winter Air (with real strawberries)
• Cookie-Crisp

Worth1000 has a contest for who can Photoshop the best misfit toys.

From Vintage Ads.

The top 10 unintentionally worst company URLs:

1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com