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I got, you got

A good yarn from Craigslist from a guy that’s comparing his life with that of a homeless guy getting a hummer (text NSFW).

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Domo for the salamander

Enjoy Sushi

Here’s a video called How to Enjoy Sushi that spoofs on Japanese mores. Has funny parts.

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Brokeback to the Future

Brokeback to the Future

Check this mashup:

Brokeback Mountain + Back to the Future = Brokeback to the Future

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Piece! Respect!

Brack Power!

On Flickr:

Brack Power

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Say what?

Overheard in New York… the name says it all. Example:

Cabbie: Are you going this way? I’m not turning around!
Chick: What the..? I’m not hitchhiking, I’m fucking paying you, and if I tell you to turn around you damn well better turn around!

He drives away.

Chick: Yeah, fuck you too, cunty Mr. Crack Whore.
Hipster guy: Lady, you need therapy.
Chick: Man, you need to stop sucking dick. And a haircut.

–34th & 7th

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She Blinded Me with Science

From a BBC article:

The Science Learning Centre in London asked 11,000 pupils for their views on science and scientists.

Around 70% of the 11-15 year olds questioned said they did not picture scientists as “normal young and attractive men and women”.
They found around 80% of pupils thought scientists did “very important work” and 70% thought they worked “creatively and imaginatively”. Only 40% said they agreed that scientists did “boring and repetitive work”.
Over three quarters of the respondents thought scientists were “really brainy people”.

That’s all well and good, but the last quote is by far the best:

Among those who said they would not like to be scientists, reasons included: “Because you would constantly be depressed and tired and not have time for family”, and “because they all wear big glasses and white coats and I am female”.

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First Goatse

Goatse Reaction

Here’s a guy that decided to show his friends Goatse and photograph their reactions.

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Getting rich in tech-support…

… requires a personal definition of “wealth” (text NSFW).

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