Urban Outfitters has Charlie Brown’s pathetic Christmas tree.

Something Awful has a few pages of video game boxes phototshopped to have titles that more honestly represent the game. Here’s a sample (click on thumbnails for larger versions):

It’s glow-in-the-dark to boot (no pun intended).

Popular Science published their list of the 10 Worst Jobs in Science. Their number 3 was Kansas Biology Teacher. That’s 7 ranks worse than Orangutan-Pee Collector and 4 worse than Semen Washer.

First off, let me say that I found this while browsing podcasts in the iTunes Store. Honestly, I swear.

It’s called Media Nipple. Naturally, that caught my attention, so I checked it out.

Reading on, it quickly became disappointing. It becomes apparent that the real content is legitimate social commentary. They explain that its name is a metaphor for the “deceptive practices of news media, and how easily we’ve all succumed to it, now requiring it for our daily nourishment.” What a let down.

But then, I checked out the standalone site (NSFW) outside of the iTunes Store. Good decision, me!

Everyone’s seen those spams that say shit like “Hot young co-eds eager 4 your member” then the link brings you to some site selling time shares. Well this is like that, but it does a second bait-and-switch making it a happy day.

The only defensible use for this is if your normally-quadrupedal pet suddenly lost use of 3+ limbs.

This is great – some of you may remember the old videogame Paperboy. You bike down the street and throw newspapers at people’s porches while avoiding lots of random hurdles like runaway tires, dogs, kids playing with r/c cars, punk rockers, ninjas, mummies, skateboarders, the usual video game stuff. Here is a video of a paperboy in a truck driving down the street when suddenly a bunch of people dressed like those video game hurdles get in his way. Wait for the ending, it’s clever.

Nice one…click this. Work friendly.