This company makes industrial shredders. They operate on the same principle as office paper shredders, but they’re a lot bigger and stronger. The company seems to have a good understanding of marketing, because they have a nice looking website, but more importantly, they’ve posted videos of their shredders destroying everything from DVDs to steel drums to refrigerators to cars. Now I feel like boxing and eating steak.

This banner is for a shoe store in Manhattan, but it’s hard not to think of Goatse.

This guy proposes installing chewing gum targets in urban areas to encourage people to stick their unwanted gum into a designated area.

I have an idea… tinkle-corners for subway stations. That way no one will pee on the turnstiles.

The hairworm is a parasite that thrives in grasshoppers and crickets. It somehow convinces its hosts into drowning themselves, leaving the worms in a better breeding position.

Frickin sweet.

Johnny Applesandal is a sandal that contains seeds in its soles. As the soles wear away, they deposit seeds of phytoremdiating plants where you walk. And this person is walking on stone.

Let’s play spot the sexual euphemism at the Minnesota State Fair. It’s easy! Just look at any picture with food vendors, and go to it! Hah…”go to it..”

Dammit…the pic with the “Hawaiian Shave Ice” stand came out fuzzy…heh…”came out fuzzy”

The next set of I Love the 80s specials will be in 3d. From a press release:
“I LOVE THE 80’S: 3D” — PREMIERES OCTOBER 24 – 28, 2005
We’re back, we’re funnier than ever, and because we haven’t run out of
ideas, we’re taking it to the third dimension, with gnarly special effects
that’ll-like-blow your mind! That’s right. Put on your 3D glasses and check
out that chick’s bangs, this is “I Love The 80s: 3D!!!” “I Love the 80’s: 3D”
brings you a skewed view of the music, movies, TV shows, fashions, fads, and
trends that defined pop culture during every year of the decade. From Oak
Ridge Boys to Fine Young Cannibals, Jheri-curl to Rat tails, Cannonball Run to
Steel Magnolias. The tearjerkers … the tacky … and everything in between.
It’s 80’s-style technology with a 21st century twist. With all your favorite
comics, rock stars and celebs coming together to wax poetic about the
essential ’80s experience, viewers will be bombarded with every aspect of ’80s
pop culture in amazing 3D.

PocketMod is a free online Flash app that prints a series of personal organizer templates to a single sheet of paper that you cut and fold into a multipage mini-book for your pocket. My assumption was that you would type in your appointments, contacts, to-do lists, or better yet, import data from a PIM like Outlook or Palm Desktop.

Not so. All it does is print out blank templates. You have to provide the data by pen. Still, it’s only in beta, so there’s hope.