Ode to Chipotle
Some bean-hungry student at the Daily Northwestern claims that this chain can satisfy me in ways a whore never could.
Hard to find anything to disagree with here: The full ode.
By the way, if you check out the Chipotle web site, you can see the live Chicken Marinating and Avacado Ripening cams. Nice. I would really like to see the “Employee Stealing from the Register” or “Hair In My Burrito” cams.
punctual_shrimp Said,
May 27, 2005 @ 12:27 pm
mmmm. i think i might grab one on the way home, good call!
Boxen Said,
May 27, 2005 @ 12:44 pm
Don’t tease. Whenever you want to FedEx me one would be fine.
BTW – all in that Ode is pure gospel.
Electro Rock Said,
May 27, 2005 @ 1:04 pm
I met someone the other day who was bragging about eating 3 of them in one sitting. That beats the two I’ve seen eaten by one of our own. Something to shoot for…
bapgirl Said,
May 27, 2005 @ 2:31 pm
I can attest to punctual_shrimp’s proclivity for Chipotle. Having one down the street has someone lessened its appeal in my eyes. I do admit, however, that barbacoa is pretty tasty!
punctual_shrimp Said,
May 27, 2005 @ 2:52 pm
Boxen, just say the word and i’ll get one to kinkos pronto.
danger Said,
May 27, 2005 @ 2:55 pm
I remember a MASH episode where Hawkeye all but gave away his first born just to get the fixins for a clambake delivered to Korea in nice refrigerated cartons. Now, I ain’t talking about no clambake, but I’d paid decent money to get a friggin $6 burrito delivered by fedex right now.
Electro Rock Said,
May 27, 2005 @ 3:11 pm
I would be happy to send it, but you all know I would fart in the box before I sealed it.
bluegrass girl Said,
May 31, 2005 @ 11:41 am
Let us all recall that punctual_shrimp followed his 2 burritos with an enormous multi-scoop sundae from Graeter’s. Impressive. And a bit alarming.
punctual_shrimp Said,
May 31, 2005 @ 12:03 pm
I was weak from gaming.
Boxen Said,
May 31, 2005 @ 12:06 pm
He has a mutation that allows his right lung to function as an auxilliary stomach.