The teaches of peaches

Monkey steals peaches
From the Ninja Mind Control book, comes the move, “Monkey Steals the Peach.”

Followers of the Iron Hand styles immediately clench their fists tightly, with a crushing grip, and jerk the hand sharply back to the near hip, effectively ripping away the genitals. Massive blood loss causes death.

Full shot here.

2 Comments

  1. danger Said,

    June 8, 2005 @ 10:35 am

    Can I see a picture of the Suckin’ On My Titties move?

  2. bluegrass girl Said,

    June 8, 2005 @ 5:09 pm

    Monkey say, “Stay in school … cause it’s the best …”

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