Ashcroft to shed single tear

Justice Statue
In 2002 John Ashcroft felt that the partially nude statues in the Great Hall of the Justice Department were just too prurient for him (and therefore, the rest of the country) to take, so he had them draped in cloth. A few days ago, Alberto Gonzales ordered the drapes removed. I bet Ashcroft is bracing himself for the imminent deluge of uncontrollable statue-fuckings.

2 Comments

  1. Electro Rock Said,

    June 27, 2005 @ 12:35 pm

    Cite Cross (2002). Shut up you F*** baby! Sub Pop.

  2. bluegrass girl Said,

    June 27, 2005 @ 12:47 pm

    Titty, filthy titty.

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