The Chewbacca Defense gets some competition

July 18, 2005 @ 8:36 pm · Posted by Boxen · Filed under Idiotic

Self-described hottie teacher who slept with student refuses plea deal because she’s too pretty for prison. Defense attorney spake,

To place an attractive young woman in that kind of hellhole, is like putting a piece of raw meat in with the lions.

Good luck with that… but then it is Florida.

3 Comments

  1. bluegrass girl Said,

    July 19, 2005 @ 1:07 pm

    Yeah, she’s so pretty she had to have sex with a 14-year-old. Nice.
    My favorite sentence from the article is: “Police say Lafave had sex with the student in her Riverview townhouse and again in the portable classroom where she taught English. ”
    Portable classroom? Hello, resource room for LD kids. Guess she wasn’t pretty enough to get a slot in the actual building.

  2. Boxen Said,

    July 19, 2005 @ 1:32 pm

    Her thoughts while doing her 14 year old student:

    Should I be doing this? I mean, it seems wrong and maybe even illegal. Nahhh. They’d never put me in prison with this ass.

  3. danger Said,

    July 19, 2005 @ 4:27 pm

    She’s cute, but on the inside, I’d trade her for a pack of smokes.

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