Keep thugs at bay with Thorn Crotch
I don’t remember this from the ads in the back of ninja magazines. You’re supposed to carry this pole around in case some loon bum-rushes you while you’re out for a stroll.
From Google translate: ‘The thorn crotch (it points and) [ the crime prevention supplies ]’
danger Said,
July 20, 2005 @ 5:24 pm
Doubles as a spit for roasting Mrs. Ripa. Damn thing is 2000 millimeters long. Damn, what’s a millimeter?