Real women make me hot

I’m in SF this week and you can’t turn around without seeing one of two billboards: iPod and the new Dove campaign. What makes it interesting is that it uses “real” women with “real” curves. Personally, I think these chicks (well, Sigrid and Stacy) are hotter than anything in the Victoria Secrete catalog. . . And better yet, they’d eat a waif with a little tabasco for lunch. *Slurp*smack*munch*. Pass tha bleu cheese!

My only problem with the campaign is it’s still not “real”. If they used real women, they’d get some ugly ass bitches with big nostrils, hairy upper lips, and hammertoes. Maybe next time.

Stacy in Dove campaign

2 Comments

  1. Boxen Said,

    July 20, 2005 @ 1:23 pm

    Gina and Linsey – both favorites. These billboards are all over at the Park Street T-stop. It’s funny that in the bio blurbs, the three most buxom are the only ones not asked “What are your favorite curves?” Dove, don’t you care about what I want to hear?

  2. bluegrass girl Said,

    July 20, 2005 @ 1:57 pm

    Danger, I nominate Kelly Ripa as the first waif to be devoured by the Real Beauty girls from Dove.
    Stacy’s a cutie, but what’s with the granny panties?

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