“Some of ’em just need to eat the whole thing of Crest”

August 1, 2005 @ 3:30 pm · Posted by Boxen · Filed under Tech

Breath Meter

For those who want something more objective than the cupped hand method, here’s a meter that indicates how stanky your breath is. This all fine and good, but I think we can all agree that a more useful device would measure swamp-ass at a distance. Values:

  1. None
  2. Light
  3. Moderate
  4. Gamer
  5. Feugi

5 Comments

  1. Electro Rock Said,

    August 1, 2005 @ 8:35 pm

    Good lookin’ on the safe-t-spell.

  2. bluegrass girl Said,

    August 1, 2005 @ 9:03 pm

    Level 6. Femme Feugi

  3. Boxen Said,

    August 2, 2005 @ 11:08 am

    Is that an oxymoron?

  4. bluegrass girl Said,

    August 2, 2005 @ 3:09 pm

    I suppose it is. In fact, I’m not sure his girl gamer squad had worse breath than him. I just like to say Femme Feugi.

  5. danger Said,

    August 2, 2005 @ 3:17 pm

    Didn’t Femme Feugi replace Left-eye?

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