Turd Words
This site made me chuckle: http://www.turdwords.com/top10.cfm
Many, but not all, have to do with the ol’ Number 2. Definitely not work-safe, in a text-based sort of way.
I can’t wait to give someone a Credit Card:
Definition 1: To catch an unexpecting person bent over, you proceed to swipe your hand from the bottem through the crack of their ass.
Usage Example: Jimmy bent over to pick-up his breifcase and I gave him the old “credit card”.
Electro Rock Said,
August 10, 2005 @ 2:22 pm
Saw something like this on an episode of Will & GRace. Jack wanted money from Karen (she of the annoying voice). She faux gave him a credit card, and he proceeded to mime swiping it through her cleavage. She kept saying “Denied…denied…denied…” Then she spun around to arch her buttocks and yelped “Accepted.”
Boxen Said,
August 10, 2005 @ 8:41 pm
Landscaper and Eiffel Tower: both favorites.