Hark. The Herald.

August 11, 2005 @ 8:16 am · Posted by Boxen · Filed under Crumb Catchers, Funny

The Boston Herald’s only positive use is to line the bottom of birdcages. That said, I was peeking over the shoulder of a commuter yesterday and saw that there was an article on breastfeeding in public, and in particular in sports stadiums (stadia?). The headline… Glands in the Stands.

18 Comments

  1. Electro Rock Said,

    August 11, 2005 @ 10:46 am

    Not as good as, say, “Boobs and Balls” or perhaps the more salient “Show dem thangs while we’re drinking beer in the stands.”

  2. Boxen Said,

    August 11, 2005 @ 11:05 am

    Teats in the Seats.

  3. Electro Rock Said,

    August 11, 2005 @ 11:07 am

    Let’s see both triples and nipples.

  4. Electro Rock Said,

    August 11, 2005 @ 11:08 am

    Areola in the outfield.

  5. Electro Rock Said,

    August 11, 2005 @ 11:08 am

    Holy shit titties and baseball!

  6. bluegrass girl Said,

    August 11, 2005 @ 11:45 am

    This post is right in my wheelhouse.

    Bring up the double D’s from triple A.
    Base hits and tits, knockers and base knocks.
    Bared breasts throw fans a curveball.
    Fun bags, stolen bags.
    Barebreasted fans – free pass to second base.
    Nips incite base rips.
    MVP = most voluptuous patron
    Lactation and free agent arbitration.

  7. Boxen Said,

    August 11, 2005 @ 11:51 am

    Impressive.

  8. Boxen Said,

    August 11, 2005 @ 12:12 pm

    Today at Fenway: No hitter, big titter.

  9. Boxen Said,

    August 11, 2005 @ 12:18 pm

    Something, something, base.
    A dead heat in a zeppelin race.

  10. Electro Rock Said,

    August 11, 2005 @ 1:00 pm

    Set up for a squeeze play.

  11. Electro Rock Said,

    August 11, 2005 @ 1:01 pm

    Soon at Fenway, lots of masturbating AND drinking.

  12. bluegrass girl Said,

    August 11, 2005 @ 1:54 pm

    Red Sox nation, prepare for NNS right next to Pesky’s Pole.

  13. Electro Rock Said,

    August 11, 2005 @ 2:03 pm

    ha

  14. Boxen Said,

    August 11, 2005 @ 2:47 pm

    I had to lookup NNS, and goddamnit I’m glad I did. I’ll have to use that. Soon.

  15. danger Said,

    August 11, 2005 @ 4:24 pm

    share with the rest of us?

  16. Boxen Said,

    August 11, 2005 @ 11:52 pm

    Non-Nutritive Sucking. Now I have a name for it.

  17. Electro Rock Said,

    August 12, 2005 @ 1:00 am

    I’m positive I’ve used that term in conversation with you, feckin’ infarct.

  18. danger Said,

    August 12, 2005 @ 3:56 pm

    Sorry! My sucking is purely for nutrition purposes.

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